justine (andshesaid) wrote,

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the venus swimwear catalog (somehow i'm on the mailing list?) should be renamed ALL OF OUR MODELS HAVE NOSEJOBS. one of my secret talents is that i can instantly spot a rhinoplasty. living on long island allows me to hone my talent, since well, there isn't exactly a scarcity of plastic noses.

however, i do think that brooke burke has a real nose. oh and apparently it is OK to wear a thong bathing suit to the beach as long as you have a sarong covering yourself. no, that is never OK. in fact it's ethically wrong in all facets of society. it's repulsive and revolting, and a sarong NEVER makes it OK. once a woman got kicked out of echo park for wearing a thong. that ruled.
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